Levon's Obsessions

A gal whose obsessions lie within fat, sugar, carbs, caffeine, and beverages that could strengthen the heart or seal up a wound.

Archive for the month “April, 2012”

Beauty & Essex LES NY

I guess I should take advantage of Beauty & Essex one more time while I’m still in NY.  From the popularity alone, this is one of those spots you frequent just because.  Everyone adores the management team and on top of that, every aspect of the establishment is directly on point.  The food, the drinks, the ambience, the dj’s iTune library, and the fact that the place just has major lower east side swag, constitutes this as a Manhattan hotspot.  It’s a perfect date spot, friends spot, special occasion spot, and frankly anything spot.  Chris Santos and his fusion blend style cuisine, combined with their particularly nurturing and meticulous customer service make it a favorite amongst NY’s trendy, hipster, society, and “we’re in town and this was at the top of our list” social circles.  The prices aren’t cheap, however if an unforgettable experience is what you’re after, I doubt you’ll even notice.  Don’t be thrown off by the 1940s pawn shop setup downstairs with the Biggie Smalls figurines

 and rock n roll circa 1970s guitar collection

and vintage gun keychains. 

Once you go upstairs and see all the fabulous faces and happy spirits circling the bar, you’ll instantly know the buzz was worthy.  Order a few drinks and appetizers and I guarantee you your “we’re just gonna pop in for a drink” attitude will change when you see those eye-catching entrees start pouring out to your neighbors.  Also, if you have a sweet tooth and your savvy server talks you into looking at the sugar crack portion of the menu, you’ll probably inevitably end up cancelling your spot number two plans and being entrapped in a level of euphoria a dessert fiend like myself only dreams about.

Oven Braised Chicken Meatballs, Kale and Apple Salad, Lobster Tacos

Black Bottomed Butterscotch Pot de Creme, Box of Doughnuts

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Sofrito Midtown East NY – Decent Food, Delusional Waitstaff

My what was once a “if you ever have a big appetite with a little wallet” write-up unfortunately was abolished when the seething demeanor completely engulfed everyone at the table when the check came out.  The part of the evening where the calculator feature was being simultaneously utilized on everyone’s smart phones is where phase two of the madness began.  Phase one was when the barely bilingual waitress brought out a second pitcher of Sangria that we never asked for and started pouring and then rapidly scurrying off while pretending to not hear or see our confusion. The rave review over the food portion of the Sofrito experience and how amazing it was is pretty much null and void at this point due to the nightmarish level of customer service we encountered.  All in all, the “I’ve been working here for 23 years” waitress tried to pull a fast one and stiff us with an extra pitcher of sangria and the management’s idea of diffusing the situation in turn escalated it. I’ll spare you the lengthy deets and simply say, if you’re hungry and on a budget, ask for their carryout menu and hit the road.  Don’t even get comfortable enough to be pressured into buying a drink at the bar while waiting on your order.  Just check your Facebook and Twitter account to kill time and then grab your bag and think about all the cable options that await you at home as the security guy opens the door for you on your way out.  Our unnecessarily stressful experience at this restaurant inevitably forces me to suggest that dining in at this establishment is just not a winning situation.  Sadly enough, I didn’t have the motivation to upload the awesome pictures we took of the food we ordered.  If you’re still interested at this point (kind of like that moment when a friend tells you how horrible a movie is, and then for some strange reason you want to see it even more) feel free to go to Yelp for a visual.

Best Sangrita On The Planet

…Thank me later.

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Courtesy of Epcot Mexican Pavilion Tequila Bar – Orlando, FL

Edible Treasures at Antrel Rolle NFL Draft Week Party

So as I waited for my fashionably late friends to show up to the TR Luxury Group’s first series of NFL Draft Parties of the week, I conversed with the lovely Ms. Vicky P of Cakes By Me Vicky P.  She was waiting on her staff and I was waiting on my friends, so we chatted it up about the important issues in life like red velvet, buttercream dream, carrot cake, and Antrel Rolle and how well he layers onto a cake.  I sampled her edible treasures and was delightfully surprised.  Her cakes were actually rich, moist and tasteful, and not just beautiful and dry.  Kudos to Vicky.  Although it would’ve been nice to have sampled the Philippe Chow passed hors d’oeuvres pre-Cakes By Me Vicky P, my palate was happy. 

 www.cakesbymevickyp.com

Lupe Fiasco’s Donut Burger

….I said the same thing. I’m just the messenger image downloader. I’m not sure what type of appetite would warrant this type of behavior on my end. Apparently TMZ forgot to report the Kick Pusher with the Go Go Gadget flow had a bun in his oven. That or some hella hydro in his system. Ah well, gotta love Lupe.

Levon Helm, My Dad’s Obsession

Frontman and drummer for The Band, Levon Helm passed away yesterday.  And although I didn’t know much about the musical legend and his group, I know he inspired Elton John to write the song that my dad was obsessed with before I was born.  I also know he made an enormous contribution to the musical world and gave a name for my dad’s newborn girl. He was interviewed with Modern Drummer describing the “right ingredients” for his work in music and film as “life and breath, heart and soul”, kind of like the ingredients that are thrown into some of my obsessions.  So I bid adieu to the legendary Levon Helm and ask GOD to allow him to rest in peace.  May 26, 1940 – April 19, 2012

02 – Levon, Elton John

Ghirardelli and Godiva Wars

The battle that took place in my living room between the milk chocolate with salted caramel and dark chocolate with toffee chips lasted over two days. In the end they ultimately both lost. I devoured both the Ghirardelli and the Godiva treasures found in my freezer and suffered a severe sugar crash that put me in a state of confusion and slight coma over the next few days.
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Justin Timberlake’s sexy is not back in his restaurant..

So I heard a lot about Justin Timberlake‘s restaurant Southern Hospitality, and had only visited the one on the UES NY for a private party.  And because I’m not one to always rely on other people’s judgement like I did with Idlewild, when everyone bashed that movie and I simply adored it and thought Bryan Barber was genius, I decided to formulate my own opinion.  Also we happened to conveniently walk by the Hell’s Kitchen location and therefore decided to give it a shot despite the not so rave reviews.  Although the astmosphere mentally completely took me home to North Carolina, the food on the other hand unfortunately didn’t quite match up.  The drink was weird but that could’ve possibly been due to me being fancy and modifying the ingredients.  The fried buffalo shrimp tasted and looked buffalo but was more like mush shrimp than fried.  The mac n cheese was a step up but wasn’t anything special to warrant an ooooooh moment. So if you want to go for the sake of saying you went to good ol’ JT’s restaurant, then by all means stop by.  But do just that. Don’t order the buffalo shrimp and don’t get cute with the drinks.  If you’re in the mood for BBQ’s but want something a quarter of a star fancier and minus the crowd, the inflated prices will definitely help you with that illusion.

5 minute Starbucks Slave

A few hours ago I caved and went to Starbucks. All out of nothing more than convenience.  I needed my macchiato fix and out of the 1,002 amazing coffee shops in Manhattan, shockingly Starbucks was the only one within a half a block radius. So I’m sad to say, Starbucks won today.

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On the other hand, the one choice I do feel proud about was my “pick out your own ingredients” salad from Chickpea. Instant redemption.

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Frank Ocean Coachella Live Stream

This has absolutely nothing to do with the remarkable insanely delicious slice of cheesecake in front of me right now, however I think I owe it to my readers to let them know that umm Frank Ocean is streaming live on Coachella right now. Why WP won’t allow me to upload the link is beyond me.  So it’s up to you to copy and paste the link into your browser at this point and enjoy the show like I’m about to do. Channel 2.

http://www.youtube.com/coachella

Marina and the Diamonds Obsessions

Well we all have our little obsessions. Good to know the new wave/indie pop Welsh songstress does too. “I’m Marina, you are the diamonds”.

Unfortunately what the video won’t tell you, wait for it, this is good stuff…  …..She obsesses over Chinese food too.

The Napa Valley moment in the Trader Joe’s cheese isle

For some reason my mind drifted off to La La Land today while I was in the cheese isle in my food sanctuary Trader Joe’s. All the cheese choices made me think of one of my partially company-sponsored trips out to Napa Valley.  The trip itself was in Sacramento but who in their right mind is going to pass up an opportunity to wander off to Napa or Silicon when they have an over nighter in a less than popular hotel in Sacramento off the infamous Richards Blvd?  So the slight logistical error made by the new admin girl in the office made my decision quite simple, and 45 minutes later I was in wine and cheese lovers’ paradise.  Stunning views of San Fran and Napa Valley, free cheese, relatively cool people and a $15 tasting buffet of good wine made for the perfect escape from the street crawlers on Richards and the monotony of being stuck in a hotel on business by yourself.

Artesa Winery – Napa Valley CA

Laz Alonso’s Latin Lunch

http://instagr.am/p/JQDtQbrSyd/ (Laz Alonso Instagram)

So I took a brief peak into Mr. Alonso’s world (it’s an automatic bet that someone is paying more attention than usual, or for lack of better words drooling over someone when they refer to them as Mr. or Mrs. - correct me if I’m wrong).  In my prying I discovered his latin lunch of  “fresh shrimp and avocado tostada #b4”.  Hope it’s yummy as..  …it looks. One could now drool over the b4 ceviche type dish courtesy of his Instagram -aka- the company that left Facebook with a billion dollar tab. Which leads me to wonder how many b4′s Zuckerberg could acquire in a lifetime with that.   Eh’ doesn’t matter.  We have the lovely Megamillion winners to envy to take the shift off of Mark for a while.  Bon appetit Laz.  Or Mr. Alonso if you have my set of eyes.

Photo courtesy of The Buzz in the City

Fat Black Pussy Cat – W. Village NY

The West Village will instantly transform a Monday night into the most fabulous night on the calendar if you start it off on the the right corner. Tonight we elected to have a Fat Black Pussy Cat moment at the Macdougal part of 3rd St. FBPC pleasantly surprised us with the most incredible half off deal known to man with the results ended in..

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..Chunky Monkey and Chocolate Raspberry Kiss martinis and enough laughter for a lifetime.

Cafe DIY – Newark NJ

All natural ingredients, all natural atmosphere, all natural everything. Cafe Do it Yourself. Seafood, rice and asparagus. Bon appetit.

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